When the aliens attack, I’ll help the resistance in every way I can. Earth is one of my favorite places. It’s where I shop for groceries. Its movies are top notch. My cat lives there. There are many ways I can help. I can count how many canisters of fuel we have left and arrange them in a nice pattern for pickup. Need a barrel of gasoline rolled across the hanger bay at a moderate pace to the next ship? I’m your guy. I’m good at washing uniforms (Probably. I’ve used a washing machine before). If we have droids, I’ll work on minor repairs. I’m not very technically-minded, but I can wipe … [Read more...]